Collection

Everything on the shelf, including the NFT drop.

A limited "artisan" drop of almost-crap. Scarcity, parodied.

Honestly-dumb merch, for the everyday shelf.

⚠ This NFT has no monetary value.

It's the gilded pile the pig produces — a novelty collectible tied to your purchase, not an investment, not a security, and not redeemable for cash.

The pig eats your money and produces this: a single-edition, on-chain pile of gilded filth, presented with total reverence. Not an investment.